RUN #65
When; Thursday, January 8, 2015 at 7:00 PM
Where: Riverside Pub 3673 Riverside Drive Flounder
Cash: $5 for Hash down-downs.
Hashers: 16 including 1 Virgin
Distance: Runners 3.98 Kms
Weather: at 7pm Cloudy -9 wind SSW 9 Windchill -14
When; Thursday, January 8, 2015 at 7:00 PM
Where: Riverside Pub 3673 Riverside Drive Flounder
Cash: $5 for Hash down-downs.
Hashers: 16 including 1 Virgin
Distance: Runners 3.98 Kms
Weather: at 7pm Cloudy -9 wind SSW 9 Windchill -14
The hashers had not darkened the doors of the Riverside Pub for quite a while so on this warmish evening sixteen hashers assembled in anticipation of one of Flounder’s infamous runs.
After the opening circle the runners were ON ON in one direction while Flounder took the walkers in the opposite direction. However, during the opening circle he said that he would be marking trail along the way. As it turned out while the runners were finding their way through the streets on the west side of Riverside Drive the walkers were ambling along on the eastern side.
The hare had incorporated many checks and even a couple of hash holds for the runners. No doubt this was so that they would not catch up to the walkers. At two places he did have the runners floundering around looking for the marks that he had hidden either under or behind automobiles. Once the runners were on trail again they made their way through the Hunt Club Woods, which was Flounder’s attempt at a bit of shiggy. Well, you do have to give him at least a little bit of credit for taking us down the snow packed trails. It was later learned that the runners were indeed on same trail that the walkers had been on. It must have been a bit of a shock for the walkers to discover a bit of shiggy on their trail.
Back at the ON IN in deference to the patrons in the pub it was a very subdued circle. Singing and complaints in your inside voice can be very difficult for most
hashers. The GM brought in the standard sinners before bring in Just Gerald the virgin to be introduced to the assembly. After explaining that he had learned about the hash on Meet Up, and had no idea what it was all about Just Gerald was offered the usual three initiation options but as he could not come up with anything appropriate he decided to do a little dance. Cries of option three rang out from most of the harriettes.
When the hare was brought in to defend the trail cries of, you cannot hide the marks, and just because a plough comes along and erases the marks is no excuse. You should have anticipated that and placed the marks in a more appropriate location. The only positive comment that came out was; “At least it wasn’t in white paint like he did once before.” The RA awarded the run 6.9 out of 7.
The hash closed with a very quiet singing of the hash hymn.
The venue proved to be very adequate and there were only good comment about the food and service.
Don’t forget WinterRude is coming up the weekend of 07 February
After the opening circle the runners were ON ON in one direction while Flounder took the walkers in the opposite direction. However, during the opening circle he said that he would be marking trail along the way. As it turned out while the runners were finding their way through the streets on the west side of Riverside Drive the walkers were ambling along on the eastern side.
The hare had incorporated many checks and even a couple of hash holds for the runners. No doubt this was so that they would not catch up to the walkers. At two places he did have the runners floundering around looking for the marks that he had hidden either under or behind automobiles. Once the runners were on trail again they made their way through the Hunt Club Woods, which was Flounder’s attempt at a bit of shiggy. Well, you do have to give him at least a little bit of credit for taking us down the snow packed trails. It was later learned that the runners were indeed on same trail that the walkers had been on. It must have been a bit of a shock for the walkers to discover a bit of shiggy on their trail.
Back at the ON IN in deference to the patrons in the pub it was a very subdued circle. Singing and complaints in your inside voice can be very difficult for most
hashers. The GM brought in the standard sinners before bring in Just Gerald the virgin to be introduced to the assembly. After explaining that he had learned about the hash on Meet Up, and had no idea what it was all about Just Gerald was offered the usual three initiation options but as he could not come up with anything appropriate he decided to do a little dance. Cries of option three rang out from most of the harriettes.
When the hare was brought in to defend the trail cries of, you cannot hide the marks, and just because a plough comes along and erases the marks is no excuse. You should have anticipated that and placed the marks in a more appropriate location. The only positive comment that came out was; “At least it wasn’t in white paint like he did once before.” The RA awarded the run 6.9 out of 7.
The hash closed with a very quiet singing of the hash hymn.
The venue proved to be very adequate and there were only good comment about the food and service.
Don’t forget WinterRude is coming up the weekend of 07 February
Run #52
Thursday, July 10, 2014 @ 7:00 pm
Erection Night
Thursday, July 10, 2014 @ 7:00 pm
Erection Night
Hares: Pro Boner and Snatchatory
Venue: Rochester Pub & Eatery, 502 Rochester Street, Ottawa
$5 for hash down-downs
Distance: Runners 5.92 Kms
Distance: Walkers informed it would be 2.4Kms
Venue: Rochester Pub & Eatery, 502 Rochester Street, Ottawa
$5 for hash down-downs
Distance: Runners 5.92 Kms
Distance: Walkers informed it would be 2.4Kms
A warm bright night was in store for the hashers who turned out for the run and the erections.
During the opening circle the hares attempted to explain the trail. Thankfully there were few symbols to explain. However, the hashers were not impressed when they were told there may be several Back Checks, being told that it was a short trail did make up for that comment.
After the blessing of the hares it was ON ON through Little Italy where the back check was found! Once the hashers were back on trail it was a little more street running and then ON ON through Commissioners Park. Exiting the park it was along the Rideau Canal (named after the Rideau Hash House Harriers) Western Pathway to a Hash Hold to meet up with the walkers at the Dow’s Lake Pavilion.
Leaving the walkers behind the runners carried on beside HMCS Bytown and then veered along the path beside the Rideau Canal. A little cross country running took us on up and through the Experimental Farm Arboretum and back into Little Italy and ON ON to once again meet up with the walkers at the Rehydration Stop. After being sufficiently rehydrated it was back to the ON IN.
Hares explaining the trail marks
Back at the ON IN the Circle and food began at about the same time. Because of the upcoming erections the Grand Master opted for a shortened circle. While the circle may have been a little shorter there was enough time for a number of crimes to be punished and a naming! Just Stephanie was called into the circle to receive the honour. Several
appropriate names were put forth but after discovering she had a deep dark secret about dying young - which was never revealed the hashers voted for GIGGLY PUSSY! !
When the hares were brought in to receive their accolades for a poorly set trail Pro Boner said that Snatchatory had never seen chalk of the chalk, that big and demonstrated the size which brought Snatch to her knees in a fit of laughter. The hashers are still wondering about Snatch’s comments about length and girth! After the hash hymn it was time for a new mis-management committee to be democratically elected.
ERECTION RESULTS
POSITION ELECTED
Grand Master Twisted Knob
Vice Grand Master Wet & Ready
Religious Advisor Pro Boner
Vice Religious Advisor Delhi Belly
Cash Wench Cheap Thrills
Vice Cash Wench Dodgy Princess
Song Miester Fat Ass (promises to do as shitty a job again this year)
Vice Song Miester Over Doie
Hash Trash Sheila
Hare Raisers Cumakazi
Never Never
Beer Bitches Peter Eat Her
Giggly Pussy
Poker Hot Ass
Hump Me Dump Me
During the opening circle the hares attempted to explain the trail. Thankfully there were few symbols to explain. However, the hashers were not impressed when they were told there may be several Back Checks, being told that it was a short trail did make up for that comment.
After the blessing of the hares it was ON ON through Little Italy where the back check was found! Once the hashers were back on trail it was a little more street running and then ON ON through Commissioners Park. Exiting the park it was along the Rideau Canal (named after the Rideau Hash House Harriers) Western Pathway to a Hash Hold to meet up with the walkers at the Dow’s Lake Pavilion.
Leaving the walkers behind the runners carried on beside HMCS Bytown and then veered along the path beside the Rideau Canal. A little cross country running took us on up and through the Experimental Farm Arboretum and back into Little Italy and ON ON to once again meet up with the walkers at the Rehydration Stop. After being sufficiently rehydrated it was back to the ON IN.
Hares explaining the trail marks
Back at the ON IN the Circle and food began at about the same time. Because of the upcoming erections the Grand Master opted for a shortened circle. While the circle may have been a little shorter there was enough time for a number of crimes to be punished and a naming! Just Stephanie was called into the circle to receive the honour. Several
appropriate names were put forth but after discovering she had a deep dark secret about dying young - which was never revealed the hashers voted for GIGGLY PUSSY! !
When the hares were brought in to receive their accolades for a poorly set trail Pro Boner said that Snatchatory had never seen chalk of the chalk, that big and demonstrated the size which brought Snatch to her knees in a fit of laughter. The hashers are still wondering about Snatch’s comments about length and girth! After the hash hymn it was time for a new mis-management committee to be democratically elected.
ERECTION RESULTS
POSITION ELECTED
Grand Master Twisted Knob
Vice Grand Master Wet & Ready
Religious Advisor Pro Boner
Vice Religious Advisor Delhi Belly
Cash Wench Cheap Thrills
Vice Cash Wench Dodgy Princess
Song Miester Fat Ass (promises to do as shitty a job again this year)
Vice Song Miester Over Doie
Hash Trash Sheila
Hare Raisers Cumakazi
Never Never
Beer Bitches Peter Eat Her
Giggly Pussy
Poker Hot Ass
Hump Me Dump Me
Run #33
When: Thursday 17 September 2013 - 7:00 pm
Hare: Hump Me Dump Me
Where: Earl of Sussex Pub. 431 Sussex Drive
Distance: Runners: 7.58 Kms Walkers: 2.5 Kms
Hashers: 9 (6 runners, 2 walkers, 1 biker)
A smaller than usual group of ardent hashers showed up for a memorial run through downtown Ottawa.
Does Copus Catchus count if the RA has not blessed the hare and trail with Copus Nocatchus? Thankfully our hasher who was caughtus did not get a ticketus!
After a late start, because of the Copus Caughtus incident it was runners ON ON from the pub to eventually run along the Rideau Hash House Canal. After crossing the canal the hare led us off on a false trail in the Golden Triangle. It left us wondering at what age CRAFT begins to set in. Back on trail it was into the downtown area eventually ending up behind the Supreme Court and down 88 feet on those steep steps! “Hills I hate hills!” After running along the bank of the Ottawa River it was across the one of the RH3C and up 94 feet to the top of the hill behind the National Gallery. After ensuring that we had all survived the mountain climb it was once again ON ON to the rehydration stop and to meet up with the walkers.
Because it was such a nice evening, thank you RA for ensuring good weather, it was decided to conduct the circle there.
After doling out dubious punishments it was decided that the evening should be topped off with a naming. Just Andrei has been running and biking while filming the hashers and several names related to this activity were put forth. However “8 Millimeter” was the one that got the ayes!
It was then “from the right” and ON ON back to the ON IN.
THE TRAIL
Does Copus Catchus count if the RA has not blessed the hare and trail with Copus Nocatchus? Thankfully our hasher who was caughtus did not get a ticketus!
After a late start, because of the Copus Caughtus incident it was runners ON ON from the pub to eventually run along the Rideau Hash House Canal. After crossing the canal the hare led us off on a false trail in the Golden Triangle. It left us wondering at what age CRAFT begins to set in. Back on trail it was into the downtown area eventually ending up behind the Supreme Court and down 88 feet on those steep steps! “Hills I hate hills!” After running along the bank of the Ottawa River it was across the one of the RH3C and up 94 feet to the top of the hill behind the National Gallery. After ensuring that we had all survived the mountain climb it was once again ON ON to the rehydration stop and to meet up with the walkers.
Because it was such a nice evening, thank you RA for ensuring good weather, it was decided to conduct the circle there.
After doling out dubious punishments it was decided that the evening should be topped off with a naming. Just Andrei has been running and biking while filming the hashers and several names related to this activity were put forth. However “8 Millimeter” was the one that got the ayes!
It was then “from the right” and ON ON back to the ON IN.
THE TRAIL
Elevation
Run #32
When: 03 October 2013
Hare: Peter Eat Her
Where: Derringer's 99 Montreal Road, Vanier
Hash Cash: $5.00
Distance: Turkeys 6.97 Kms
Hashers: 19
THE TRAIL
RUN #31
OOHH WATDA ASIAM
When: Thursday 19 September 2013 - 7:00 pm
Hare: Little Big Man and Cheap Thrills
Where: The Running Room 901 Bank Street, Ottawa,
Hash Cash: $5.00
Note: An A to B run starting at The Running Room (901 Bank St), and finishing at Shafali (825 Bank Street)
Distance Runners: = 6.45 Kms, includes most of the checks
Distance Runners: = 5.42 Kms - estimated because the wanker didn’t turn on his GPS until after about 1 Km!
Distance Walkers: = 3.79 Kms
Hashers: 28 including 2 virgins
A great night for a run through South Ottawa.
The start may have been a little disappointing because some of the hashers had the impression that we would be starting inside of the Running Room to show them how a “run” was really conducted. Little Big Man supposedly pulled out all the stops and acquired our own personal "Running Room" instructor (well that's what he told us, but we are still looking for him. After all this is Little Big Man we are talking about) .
No matter, the hare had us outside and gave us instructions on the trail marking and indicating two that we had not seen before but would find out what they meant when we reached them. The hare may not have provided us with an instructor, but he did teach us the Running Room running chant oohh wada asiam, and off we went to the very fitting first mark in front of The Beer Store.
One thing about Little Big Man’s trails there are usually a great number of checks. Although at the closing circle one of the comments is that there were to many, the idea behind the checks is to let the FRBs get out there and find the trail while the LBS and SOBs get caught up. This trail did not let us down in the number of checks.
We found the first strange mark and Hash Hold “PS” in the window of a convenience store and the hare said that it represented a Photo Stop in honor of Slush Puppy, because his name was appearing in store windows all over the city. Of course at the closing circle he was called in for self-promotion.
It was then ON ON to several more checks and the second Hash Hold another “PS” this one meaning Peanut Stop because the Running Room promotes eating peanuts while running. LBM did provide the runners with pistachios.
Once fortified the nuts were then off again to eventually reach the rehydration stop where the closing circle was also held. Both the GM and RA had several well deserved accusations and the sinners were duly punished. The two virgins; Just Carmen and Just Jacqueline were introduced to the pack and were given the usual three options; Just Carmen told us that she wanted “a Mercedes Benz because all her friends drove a Porsche” while Just Jacqueline informed us ‘not to go into the woods today’ because it had something to do with Teddy Bears. It was generally considered that they should have chosen option three!
Many thanks go out to Call Girl and Just Eric for providing the venue for the rehydration stop and closing circle.
The ON IN venue, the Shafali, provided us a full pint of beer or a glass of wine and a great curry meal for $15 when we got back.
The Trail
The start may have been a little disappointing because some of the hashers had the impression that we would be starting inside of the Running Room to show them how a “run” was really conducted. Little Big Man supposedly pulled out all the stops and acquired our own personal "Running Room" instructor (well that's what he told us, but we are still looking for him. After all this is Little Big Man we are talking about) .
No matter, the hare had us outside and gave us instructions on the trail marking and indicating two that we had not seen before but would find out what they meant when we reached them. The hare may not have provided us with an instructor, but he did teach us the Running Room running chant oohh wada asiam, and off we went to the very fitting first mark in front of The Beer Store.
One thing about Little Big Man’s trails there are usually a great number of checks. Although at the closing circle one of the comments is that there were to many, the idea behind the checks is to let the FRBs get out there and find the trail while the LBS and SOBs get caught up. This trail did not let us down in the number of checks.
We found the first strange mark and Hash Hold “PS” in the window of a convenience store and the hare said that it represented a Photo Stop in honor of Slush Puppy, because his name was appearing in store windows all over the city. Of course at the closing circle he was called in for self-promotion.
It was then ON ON to several more checks and the second Hash Hold another “PS” this one meaning Peanut Stop because the Running Room promotes eating peanuts while running. LBM did provide the runners with pistachios.
Once fortified the nuts were then off again to eventually reach the rehydration stop where the closing circle was also held. Both the GM and RA had several well deserved accusations and the sinners were duly punished. The two virgins; Just Carmen and Just Jacqueline were introduced to the pack and were given the usual three options; Just Carmen told us that she wanted “a Mercedes Benz because all her friends drove a Porsche” while Just Jacqueline informed us ‘not to go into the woods today’ because it had something to do with Teddy Bears. It was generally considered that they should have chosen option three!
Many thanks go out to Call Girl and Just Eric for providing the venue for the rehydration stop and closing circle.
The ON IN venue, the Shafali, provided us a full pint of beer or a glass of wine and a great curry meal for $15 when we got back.
The Trail
Run #29 Thursday 22 August 2013 - 7:00 pm
Hares: Sheila & Never Never
Distance including false trails: = 7.34 kms
Attendees: 19
Although most of the day was wet and dreary, when it came time for the run the rain had stopped and there was a clear sky at the beer check and circle. One of the highlights of this event was that the hashers got to meet Sheila’s elusive Australian girlfriend Sheila otherwise known as Illegitimate Sex.
The run began with a false trail from Chez Sheila & Never Never along a suburban street, the actual trail taking them through suburbia and into a park. At the opening circle the hashers were warned not to try and short cut because the circle would be at the beer check! However, did the majority of the pack heed this advice - NO, consequently after they ran through a well marked false trail they disregarded the X and carried on, only to be called back by the hare to proceed through some shoulder high grass and along a path into an adjacent woods. Exiting the woods to a hold it was ON ON across a cricket pitch and eventually into more long grass ending in a children’s playground where several hashers took to swinging, and where Cheap Thrills made sure the baby swings were fit for her granddaughter. ON ON again through more woods and several false trails finally exiting back into the suburbs again. After a longish straight run it was into the allotment gardens for the beer check and circle.
The stand-in Grandmaster rewarded several hashers by bringing them into the circle before the Religious Advisor proceeded with handing out punishment for crimes committed on trail. It turned out that by the end of the circle everyone had committed at least one crime and all were duly punished.
The hare was brought in and rewarded for setting a shiggy trail. Who says there is no shiggy in the suburbs?
At the close of the circle it was ON ON back to the ON IN for a meal of unrolled cabbage rolls and rice, or for the vegetarians, of which there were none, gluten free macaroni and cheese which the carnivores devoured along with the cabbage rolls. Dessert was make-it-yourself sundaes of homemade ice cream and various toppings.
Vegetarian: an old North American Indian word meaning; “he who is not a good hunter.”
The run began with a false trail from Chez Sheila & Never Never along a suburban street, the actual trail taking them through suburbia and into a park. At the opening circle the hashers were warned not to try and short cut because the circle would be at the beer check! However, did the majority of the pack heed this advice - NO, consequently after they ran through a well marked false trail they disregarded the X and carried on, only to be called back by the hare to proceed through some shoulder high grass and along a path into an adjacent woods. Exiting the woods to a hold it was ON ON across a cricket pitch and eventually into more long grass ending in a children’s playground where several hashers took to swinging, and where Cheap Thrills made sure the baby swings were fit for her granddaughter. ON ON again through more woods and several false trails finally exiting back into the suburbs again. After a longish straight run it was into the allotment gardens for the beer check and circle.
The stand-in Grandmaster rewarded several hashers by bringing them into the circle before the Religious Advisor proceeded with handing out punishment for crimes committed on trail. It turned out that by the end of the circle everyone had committed at least one crime and all were duly punished.
The hare was brought in and rewarded for setting a shiggy trail. Who says there is no shiggy in the suburbs?
At the close of the circle it was ON ON back to the ON IN for a meal of unrolled cabbage rolls and rice, or for the vegetarians, of which there were none, gluten free macaroni and cheese which the carnivores devoured along with the cabbage rolls. Dessert was make-it-yourself sundaes of homemade ice cream and various toppings.
Vegetarian: an old North American Indian word meaning; “he who is not a good hunter.”
MAP OF TRAIL
I really messed up on this track. It contains both the trail as set and trail as ran but ran only up to the rehydration stop. It is a good thing I checked the distance when I finished setting the trail.
I really messed up on this track. It contains both the trail as set and trail as ran but ran only up to the rehydration stop. It is a good thing I checked the distance when I finished setting the trail.
Run #27 25 July 2013
Hare: Peter Eat Her
Location: Derringer’s Pub,
Montreal Rd. Vanier
Run Distance: 5:15 Kms
Walk Distance: 2.41 Kms
Attendees: 17 (including 1 virgin, 1 returnee & 1 visitor)
Can you imagine that the Rideau Hash is now one year old and Happy Birthday to us! While in Indonesia for InterHash 2012 Peter Eat Her broached the subject to some of those who were also attending, of starting another hash in Ottawa. While he was a little dubious of the success of another regular hash it has proven to be a winner with a solid core group of devotees.
This being the first anniversary of RH3 it was also the first erections night - more of that later.
During the opening circle the hare laid out the usual hash trail marks but a strange one of a B within a circle. When queried about the meaning the hare simply replied; “It will all become evident.”
The trail wound through the streets of Vanier to a song stop and after Father Abraham was tired out it was ON ON once again to the Ottawa Tennis Club area. It was here that the hashers discovered what the circled B meant - a Baptism spot for any new RH3 members. Not only were several baptized it was also a naming for two of the hashers: Just MIke who has been a regular for a number of weeks was given the exalted honour of being named “Dirty Finger”, our virgin Just Will was also baptized and named “Intelligence Not Essential”, hopefully this has not deterred him from continuing to hash with any of the Ottawa groups.
At this point the trail split into a turkey trail which followed the path along the Rideau River (Named in honour of the Rideau Hash House Harriers) to the rehydration stop. The Eagles braved the raging waters of the mighty Rideau River and did a river crossing and then along the opposite bank where they met up with both the walkers and turkeys.
It was then ON ON to the ON IN, and because of the upcoming elections, a short circle. Both the GM and RA dealt with only a very few of the numerous crimes on trail. However, our visitor “Rebel on a Cock” and returnee “Dodgy Princess” where both invited into the circle. After the crimes had been dealt with, the very, very democratic erections were held with the following results:
Grand Master: OUT Peter Eat Her
IN Twisted Knob (HEAPS AND HEAPS OF PRAISE and ACCOLADES)
Religious Advisor: OUT Cougar Bait
IN Wet and Ready
Hash Cash: OUT Wet and Ready
IN Cheap Thrills
Song Meister: IN Fat Ass
Hash Trash: OUT Sheila
IN Sheila
Beer Bitches IN Double D, Hump me Dump me, Never-Never
A very well done for the out going mismanagement committee and wishing the new committee all the best in the up coming year.
A few photos: http://www.hashspace.com/photo/albums/rideau-hash-house-harriers-run-27-25-july-2013
Location: Derringer’s Pub,
Montreal Rd. Vanier
Run Distance: 5:15 Kms
Walk Distance: 2.41 Kms
Attendees: 17 (including 1 virgin, 1 returnee & 1 visitor)
Can you imagine that the Rideau Hash is now one year old and Happy Birthday to us! While in Indonesia for InterHash 2012 Peter Eat Her broached the subject to some of those who were also attending, of starting another hash in Ottawa. While he was a little dubious of the success of another regular hash it has proven to be a winner with a solid core group of devotees.
This being the first anniversary of RH3 it was also the first erections night - more of that later.
During the opening circle the hare laid out the usual hash trail marks but a strange one of a B within a circle. When queried about the meaning the hare simply replied; “It will all become evident.”
The trail wound through the streets of Vanier to a song stop and after Father Abraham was tired out it was ON ON once again to the Ottawa Tennis Club area. It was here that the hashers discovered what the circled B meant - a Baptism spot for any new RH3 members. Not only were several baptized it was also a naming for two of the hashers: Just MIke who has been a regular for a number of weeks was given the exalted honour of being named “Dirty Finger”, our virgin Just Will was also baptized and named “Intelligence Not Essential”, hopefully this has not deterred him from continuing to hash with any of the Ottawa groups.
At this point the trail split into a turkey trail which followed the path along the Rideau River (Named in honour of the Rideau Hash House Harriers) to the rehydration stop. The Eagles braved the raging waters of the mighty Rideau River and did a river crossing and then along the opposite bank where they met up with both the walkers and turkeys.
It was then ON ON to the ON IN, and because of the upcoming elections, a short circle. Both the GM and RA dealt with only a very few of the numerous crimes on trail. However, our visitor “Rebel on a Cock” and returnee “Dodgy Princess” where both invited into the circle. After the crimes had been dealt with, the very, very democratic erections were held with the following results:
Grand Master: OUT Peter Eat Her
IN Twisted Knob (HEAPS AND HEAPS OF PRAISE and ACCOLADES)
Religious Advisor: OUT Cougar Bait
IN Wet and Ready
Hash Cash: OUT Wet and Ready
IN Cheap Thrills
Song Meister: IN Fat Ass
Hash Trash: OUT Sheila
IN Sheila
Beer Bitches IN Double D, Hump me Dump me, Never-Never
A very well done for the out going mismanagement committee and wishing the new committee all the best in the up coming year.
A few photos: http://www.hashspace.com/photo/albums/rideau-hash-house-harriers-run-27-25-july-2013
THE TRAIL
CROSSING THE RAGING RIDEAU RIVER
THE BRAVE EAGLES WHO CROSSED THE RIVER
Run #26 Thursday 11 July 2013
Hares: Bobbit & Max
A to B run
A - Hartwell’s Lockstation
B - Dow’s Lake
Run Distance 7.54 Kms
Hashers 18 (includes 1 virgin)
10 Runners
5 Walkers
2 Lost Souls
1 Really Late-Cummer
For those of you who did not attend this momentous event, you certainly missed the best run of July 11th!
While both the runners’ and walkers’ trails may have been a little long it was very scenic and interesting.
The walkers boarded The Puffin for a voyage to Landsdown Park and back to Dow’s Lake where they disembarked and wound their way through Queen Julianna and the Arboretum Parks.
Meanwhile the runners departed from Hartwell’s Lockstation to make their way through a part of the Experimental Farm to a Song Stop (Free Beer for all the Hashers) at the Ukrainian Orthodox Church (1.66 Kms). It was then ON ON to Baseline Road to cross the Hog’s Back Falls and into Hog’s Back Park. Following the trail along the Rideau River took us through both Hog’s Back and Vincent Massey Parks to exit an ON UP to a long straight run along Bronson Avenue. Reaching the other side of the Rideau Canal it was ON DOWN to the recreation trail along Dow’s Lake to arrive a the end of the trail at “The Puffin”. After a refreshing rehydration stop it was ON ON “The Puffin” back to the lowest Hartwell’s Lock to meet up with the walkers and conduct the circle.
Both the Grand Master and Religious Advisor recognized many sins and duly punished the miscreants, including two hashers who showed up late and could not find the trail but did manage to make it to the circle. The one and only virgin could not come up with any of the three options!
A comment from many of the hashers; “All in all a very well laid trail”.
A to B run
A - Hartwell’s Lockstation
B - Dow’s Lake
Run Distance 7.54 Kms
Hashers 18 (includes 1 virgin)
10 Runners
5 Walkers
2 Lost Souls
1 Really Late-Cummer
For those of you who did not attend this momentous event, you certainly missed the best run of July 11th!
While both the runners’ and walkers’ trails may have been a little long it was very scenic and interesting.
The walkers boarded The Puffin for a voyage to Landsdown Park and back to Dow’s Lake where they disembarked and wound their way through Queen Julianna and the Arboretum Parks.
Meanwhile the runners departed from Hartwell’s Lockstation to make their way through a part of the Experimental Farm to a Song Stop (Free Beer for all the Hashers) at the Ukrainian Orthodox Church (1.66 Kms). It was then ON ON to Baseline Road to cross the Hog’s Back Falls and into Hog’s Back Park. Following the trail along the Rideau River took us through both Hog’s Back and Vincent Massey Parks to exit an ON UP to a long straight run along Bronson Avenue. Reaching the other side of the Rideau Canal it was ON DOWN to the recreation trail along Dow’s Lake to arrive a the end of the trail at “The Puffin”. After a refreshing rehydration stop it was ON ON “The Puffin” back to the lowest Hartwell’s Lock to meet up with the walkers and conduct the circle.
Both the Grand Master and Religious Advisor recognized many sins and duly punished the miscreants, including two hashers who showed up late and could not find the trail but did manage to make it to the circle. The one and only virgin could not come up with any of the three options!
A comment from many of the hashers; “All in all a very well laid trail”.
A to B Run
Change in Elevation of A to B
Boat from B to Circle
Map of Run #25 29 June, 2013
Run #24 Thursday 13 June, 2013
Advertised as a Virgin Lay by Hump Me Dump Me
When: 7 pm 13 June 2013
Hares: Twisted Knob & Hump Me Dump Me
Where: The Glue Pot Pub
Distance: Run 7.71 kms
Walk 4.97 kms
Attendees: 21 (including 2 virgins)
The Religious Advisor outdid himself with the weather, it is too bad that the same could not be said for the hare!
The explanation of the hash trail markings had the hashers scratching their heads wondering what all the marks meant! Twisted Knob explained that he learned some of the markings and confusion from Sheila. Even with the confusion the hashers had no difficulty in following the trail through the downtown Ottawa business residential cultural areas, parks, an attempt at shiggy and monuments honouring the Canadian military.
The run started from The Glue Pot and wound its way through the business section and flowed into the residential section of Centretown into Chinatown and Little Italy. After a long and steep check-back there was the first of two turkey eagle splits and then it was ON ON to another hold in Lebreton Flats and an attempt at some shiggy. The runners met up with the walkers for a photo-op at the Canadian War Museum (4.23 kms) (see Note 1). From here it was ON ON part way across the Chaudiere Bridge, but the hare must have forgotten his passport so there was no trail into Quebec. It was then a loop through Victoria Island and then on to another Hash Hold at the Royal Canadian Navy Monument at Richmond Landing (see Note 2). After another kilometer there was a chance for the eager runners to take a longer, rougher trail before reaching a very welcome rehydration stop. However, the saner runners and the walkers took a more leisurely way to arrive at the same location
After being refortified it was ON BACK to the ON IN where both the Grand Master and Religious Advisor brought in many sinners for various crimes and it turned into a very humourous circle.
Of course the two virgins were brought in, introduced to the hashers and given the usual three initiation options. Just Ben opted to sing a song, and I believe he was quite surprised when the hashers joined in with “I used to work in Chicago.” Just Vanessa chose to tell a question joke to which the answer was also known. Both virgins got a rousing you should have chosen option number three!
As for it being a virgin lay by Hump Me Dump Me it seems as if she can become a born again virgin for setting a first trail at a different hash. When several other persons of the childbearing sex heard this they all wanted to be a born again virgin as well.
The staff at The Glue Pot were very accommodating and comments were that both the food and service was very good.
NOTES:
(Note 1) The Canadian War Museum (CWM) is Canada's national museum of military history.. The role of the CWM is to provide a record of Canada’s war-related history, to serve as a memorial to Canadians lost in war and to document Canada’s continuing commitment to peacekeeping and the maintenance of international security.
(Note 2) At the Royal Canadian Navy Monument I was informed that its location was at MacFarlane’s Point however research shows it as being a small memorial park located at Richmond Landing
When: 7 pm 13 June 2013
Hares: Twisted Knob & Hump Me Dump Me
Where: The Glue Pot Pub
Distance: Run 7.71 kms
Walk 4.97 kms
Attendees: 21 (including 2 virgins)
The Religious Advisor outdid himself with the weather, it is too bad that the same could not be said for the hare!
The explanation of the hash trail markings had the hashers scratching their heads wondering what all the marks meant! Twisted Knob explained that he learned some of the markings and confusion from Sheila. Even with the confusion the hashers had no difficulty in following the trail through the downtown Ottawa business residential cultural areas, parks, an attempt at shiggy and monuments honouring the Canadian military.
The run started from The Glue Pot and wound its way through the business section and flowed into the residential section of Centretown into Chinatown and Little Italy. After a long and steep check-back there was the first of two turkey eagle splits and then it was ON ON to another hold in Lebreton Flats and an attempt at some shiggy. The runners met up with the walkers for a photo-op at the Canadian War Museum (4.23 kms) (see Note 1). From here it was ON ON part way across the Chaudiere Bridge, but the hare must have forgotten his passport so there was no trail into Quebec. It was then a loop through Victoria Island and then on to another Hash Hold at the Royal Canadian Navy Monument at Richmond Landing (see Note 2). After another kilometer there was a chance for the eager runners to take a longer, rougher trail before reaching a very welcome rehydration stop. However, the saner runners and the walkers took a more leisurely way to arrive at the same location
After being refortified it was ON BACK to the ON IN where both the Grand Master and Religious Advisor brought in many sinners for various crimes and it turned into a very humourous circle.
Of course the two virgins were brought in, introduced to the hashers and given the usual three initiation options. Just Ben opted to sing a song, and I believe he was quite surprised when the hashers joined in with “I used to work in Chicago.” Just Vanessa chose to tell a question joke to which the answer was also known. Both virgins got a rousing you should have chosen option number three!
As for it being a virgin lay by Hump Me Dump Me it seems as if she can become a born again virgin for setting a first trail at a different hash. When several other persons of the childbearing sex heard this they all wanted to be a born again virgin as well.
The staff at The Glue Pot were very accommodating and comments were that both the food and service was very good.
NOTES:
(Note 1) The Canadian War Museum (CWM) is Canada's national museum of military history.. The role of the CWM is to provide a record of Canada’s war-related history, to serve as a memorial to Canadians lost in war and to document Canada’s continuing commitment to peacekeeping and the maintenance of international security.
(Note 2) At the Royal Canadian Navy Monument I was informed that its location was at MacFarlane’s Point however research shows it as being a small memorial park located at Richmond Landing
The Trail
RH3 at the Canadian War Museum
Run #23 Thursday 30 May, 2013
Hare(s): Sheila & Never Never
Where: Conroy Pub
4 Lorry Greenberg Road Ottawa, ON
Distance: Run 6.4 kms Walk 3.7 kms
Attendees: 18
A slightly smaller than normal crowd for the Rideau Hash which may have been because of the length of Monday’s OH3 mini- marathon or the unfavourable weather forecast. It could not have been because of Sheila’s reputation for setting mischievous trails! The hashers even got to meet Sheila’s mysterious Australian girl friend Illegitimate Sex.
The trail was relatively simple although, because of lack of attention at the pre-run circle, there was some confusion at the eagle/turkey split. The turkeys continued along Conroy Road to the Conroy Pit Dog Walking Park while the eagles wound their way through the residential area of Hunt Club and then ON ON to the Conroy Pit where they met up with the walkers and turkeys at the first Hash Hold. The runners, except for three of the fairer sex who were afraid of bugs, then took off through the woods, to the second Hash Hold where they were given the option of taking a turkey trail back or continue on. All the runners opted to soldier on to another Hold and then ON ON to the rehydration stop. The pre-run blessing by the G. M. lived up to the intonation of “dogus no biteus”.
Back at the Conroy Pub not only were refreshment orders waiting at the bar but also cups of well appreciated water. Shortly after the pre-ordered food began to arrive - complete with the name.
The G. M. and R. A. brought forward those they deduced had committed heinous crimes on trail. However, it was decided that because of his caring and compassion for all creatures that Just Mark be named “Feels for Pussy”!
TRAIL AS SET
The trail was relatively simple although, because of lack of attention at the pre-run circle, there was some confusion at the eagle/turkey split. The turkeys continued along Conroy Road to the Conroy Pit Dog Walking Park while the eagles wound their way through the residential area of Hunt Club and then ON ON to the Conroy Pit where they met up with the walkers and turkeys at the first Hash Hold. The runners, except for three of the fairer sex who were afraid of bugs, then took off through the woods, to the second Hash Hold where they were given the option of taking a turkey trail back or continue on. All the runners opted to soldier on to another Hold and then ON ON to the rehydration stop. The pre-run blessing by the G. M. lived up to the intonation of “dogus no biteus”.
Back at the Conroy Pub not only were refreshment orders waiting at the bar but also cups of well appreciated water. Shortly after the pre-ordered food began to arrive - complete with the name.
The G. M. and R. A. brought forward those they deduced had committed heinous crimes on trail. However, it was decided that because of his caring and compassion for all creatures that Just Mark be named “Feels for Pussy”!
TRAIL AS SET
Run #22 Thursday May 16th, 2013 @7:00 pm
Hare: Cougar Bait and Cums in Spurts
Where: Rochester Pub
502 Rochester St, Ottawa, Ont
COUGAR BAIT was present at the start, but CUMS IN SPURTS went and had a nap as setting the run was grueling work for her apparently. Peter Eat Her has finally missed his first run since inauguration and was replaced by WET N READY as Acting GM. WNR thoroughly enjoyed making the hare kneel before her. She did a fine job!! LOL
It was a longer run, how long, I don’t know, as I do not run with technology on trail! Sacrilegious!
It was one of the most picturesque runs of the year taking us along the canal then through all the beautiful tulips, Carleton U, and to have our beer stop at a charming out of the way spot with gardens of all kinds of perennials. Along with the beer and chips, we chowed down on chives… while Just Eduardo stomped on the chives and thyme… the wanker was duly disciplined.. We had walkers, runners, FRBs, DFL and an out of town visitor Mouth full of Clams from Ithica. The hares did RH3 justice for this picturesque run and view of Ottawa for Mouth full of Clams.
Back at the pub, with a very friendly bartender, The Acting Grand Master opened up the circle with the normal round of down downs and then turned the circly over to COUGAR BAIT our Religious Advisor. The RA punished all those who committed crimes, there were many, just too many to mention right now…
Wet N Ready
Acting, Hash Trash
It was a longer run, how long, I don’t know, as I do not run with technology on trail! Sacrilegious!
It was one of the most picturesque runs of the year taking us along the canal then through all the beautiful tulips, Carleton U, and to have our beer stop at a charming out of the way spot with gardens of all kinds of perennials. Along with the beer and chips, we chowed down on chives… while Just Eduardo stomped on the chives and thyme… the wanker was duly disciplined.. We had walkers, runners, FRBs, DFL and an out of town visitor Mouth full of Clams from Ithica. The hares did RH3 justice for this picturesque run and view of Ottawa for Mouth full of Clams.
Back at the pub, with a very friendly bartender, The Acting Grand Master opened up the circle with the normal round of down downs and then turned the circly over to COUGAR BAIT our Religious Advisor. The RA punished all those who committed crimes, there were many, just too many to mention right now…
Wet N Ready
Acting, Hash Trash
Run #19 Thursday April 04, 2013 @7:00 pm
Hare: Rides and Screams
Where: The Berryman Pub
478 Bank Street Ottawa, Ont
Rides & Screams set a more or less interesting run (6 kms) with many checks, and although two were promised, but because the FRB's ran through the second there, was only one (1.6 km) hash hold, but she did have a cultural stop (2.5 km) at the Chinatown Gate. While there were many checks there were no false trails. Comments ranged from to hot to cold, to long to short, to flat to hilly, etc. etc. etc.
Because Berryman’s Pub was unsure if they could accommodate our circle the hare decided to err or the side of caution and have the circle at the beer check. No doubt this turned out to be a very wise move. The Grand Master opened the circle with the normal round of down downs and then turned the circle over to Twisted Knob the stand-in Religious Advisor. The RA punished those who committed crimes on trail and was himself called in for “using technology on trail” in that he used his smart phone to keep track of sinners and their crimes.
After the circle it was back on trail to the ON IN at Berryman’s for social drinking and good food.
Because Berryman’s Pub was unsure if they could accommodate our circle the hare decided to err or the side of caution and have the circle at the beer check. No doubt this turned out to be a very wise move. The Grand Master opened the circle with the normal round of down downs and then turned the circle over to Twisted Knob the stand-in Religious Advisor. The RA punished those who committed crimes on trail and was himself called in for “using technology on trail” in that he used his smart phone to keep track of sinners and their crimes.
After the circle it was back on trail to the ON IN at Berryman’s for social drinking and good food.
20 Attendees:
Bobbit
Cums too Quick
Fat Ass
Just Anne-Charlotte
Never Never
Peter Eat Her
Sheila
Slush Puppy
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Captain Hindgrinder
Delhi Belly
Double D
Frodo
Just Mark
Likes to be Chaste
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Rides and Screams (Hare)
Spike
Bobbit
Cums too Quick
Fat Ass
Just Anne-Charlotte
Never Never
Peter Eat Her
Sheila
Slush Puppy
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Captain Hindgrinder
Delhi Belly
Double D
Frodo
Just Mark
Likes to be Chaste
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Rides and Screams (Hare)
Spike
Run #18 21 March 2013
Hare: Twisted Knob
Where: The Glue Pot
340 Queen Street, Ottawa
As the hashers circled up outside of The Glue Pot Pub to receive ‘run’ instructions from the hare (Twisted Knob) the snow began to fall. Of course the hare commented; “I hope the snow does not cover the marks.” And marks there were; arrows, circles, circles with X’s, SS, HH and who knows what else. The checks, song stop, hash holds and the fact that the hare also acted as a sweeper kept the pack together. WELL DONE!
The trail (6.33 kms total) took us to the Supreme Court, and then down the escarpment behind the National Library, along snow packed trails beside the decommissioned mills and on towards Quebec. It appears that because the hare forgot to tell us to bring our passports, the trail turned back on itself and we then had a song stop on Portage Bridge. Continuing along the trail there was a re-enactment of the Capture of Vimy Ridge as two hashers fought their way through a barrage of snowballs. Once Vimy Ridge had been successfully captured it was ON ON to the beer stop (6.1 kms) and back to the Glue Pot for a meal and circle.
The Grand Master and Religious Advisor gave out some well deserved punishment for sins on trail, including the sacrificing of Just Jacob the virgin, there being no goat available.
The 17 hashers who made there way through the snow:
Ass Writer
Bobbit
Cougar Bait
Cums too Quick
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Hump Me Dump Me
Just Anne-Charlotte
Just Hugh
Just Jacob (Virgin)
Never Never
Peter Eat Her
Sheila
Slush Puppy
Tied Nuts
Twisted Knob (Hare)
Wet 'N Ready
Who knew it was a 100 foot drop down the escarpment?
Rideau HHH R*n #17 07 March 2013
Hare: Frodo
Where: McLearn's
301 Elgin Street, Ottawa
After a last minute change of venue to McLearn's twenty-two (including one visitor and one virgin) eager hashers met up. Although there were no false trails from the numerous checks it was very well marked in bright orange spray paint. Frodo sent the hashers through a residential section of downtown Ottawa along a well marked trail to a song stop, Yogi has a girl friend Cindy, Cindy bear, then to the beer check. At the beer the virgin was aptly warned not to trust what any of the "older" hashers. After the beer check (2.25 kilometre mark) it was back along the banks of the frozen Rideau Canal to the ON IN (4.11 kms). The venue welcomed us and provided us with a 'private' room and because we had pre-ordered our meals the food came out in very short order.. To much enthusiastic clapping and cheering the virgin chose one half of option three for her initiation. A very well done to her and hopefully we did not scare her away!
Wankers attendee list:
Beaver (1st time at Rideau)
Bend Over Barbie
Bobbit
Corkscrewer
Cougar Bait
Cums too Quick
Double D
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Frodo
Jean-Pierre
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
Peniscillin
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Sheila
Slush Puppy
Tied Nuts
Wet 'N Ready
Slippery Dick (visitor-Minneapolis)
Just Anne-Charlotte (virgin)
Rideau HHH R*n #16 21 February 2013
17 Attendees:
Bobbit
Cougar Bait
Cums too Quick
Fat Ass
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Slush Puppy
Wet 'N Ready
Candy Stripper
Cheap Thrills
Flounder
Just Heather
Just Meaghan
Little Big Man
Taste the Rainbow
Twisted Knob
Bobbit
Cougar Bait
Cums too Quick
Fat Ass
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Slush Puppy
Wet 'N Ready
Candy Stripper
Cheap Thrills
Flounder
Just Heather
Just Meaghan
Little Big Man
Taste the Rainbow
Twisted Knob
Rideau HHH R*n #15 08 February 2013
As a pre-lube to OH3 WinteRude this was a Friday r*n/walk which was really a one stop pub crawl. The walk started and finished from the Royal Oak pub at the Pretoria Street Bridge. It then ambled along the canal, through Confederation Park to view the ice sculptures and on to Hooley's Pub on Elgin Street for a beer stop and the circle. After the festivities at Hooley's it was back to the Royal Oak for some social drinking and snacks.
Thirty-two brave hashers including one from Georgia fought their way through ankle deep snow. Our Georgia visitor had never seen snow before and claimed she had never been so cold!
Ass Writer
Backwash
Beaver
Cheap Thrills
Corkscrewer
Cougar Bait
Cumikaze
Cums too Quick
Deflowered
Double D
Fat Ass
Flounder
Frodo
Have You?
Jean-Pierre
Just Mike
Doggie Style
Little Big Man
Loosey Lockets
Never Never
Peniscillin
Peter Eat Her
Pussarella (Set Trail)
Sheila
Shredder
Slush Puppy
Taste the Rainbow
Tied Nuts
Wet 'N Ready
Wet Wenis
Scotch (visitor-Georgia)
0069
Thirty-two brave hashers including one from Georgia fought their way through ankle deep snow. Our Georgia visitor had never seen snow before and claimed she had never been so cold!
Ass Writer
Backwash
Beaver
Cheap Thrills
Corkscrewer
Cougar Bait
Cumikaze
Cums too Quick
Deflowered
Double D
Fat Ass
Flounder
Frodo
Have You?
Jean-Pierre
Just Mike
Doggie Style
Little Big Man
Loosey Lockets
Never Never
Peniscillin
Peter Eat Her
Pussarella (Set Trail)
Sheila
Shredder
Slush Puppy
Taste the Rainbow
Tied Nuts
Wet 'N Ready
Wet Wenis
Scotch (visitor-Georgia)
0069
Rideau HHH R*n #14 24 January 2013
Twelve souls, including one virgin, braved the freezing cold of minus nineteen or minus twenty-nine with the windchill temperatures to take part in Thursday's event. Eleven intrepid hashers ventured out into the cold while one decided to remain in the warmth of the Riverside Pub. Two of the eleven managed to get off trail (see map) and decided they had gone far enough without seeing another mark and retraced most of the trail back to the pub consequently missing the beer stop. While they may have taken a shorter route they only arrived back at the ON IN shortly before the rest of the pack arrived.
Two late comers managed to find the way to the ON IN after the run. Just prior to the starting of the circle Frodo managed to find the pub and Spike wandered in - after the circle. Both came up with excuses but Spike's seemed to be the most reasonable as he was helping celebrate his daughter's birthday.
The Riverside Pub was very accommodating and took food orders before we left and it was on the tables shortly after every one had returned. It also turned out that the cook is the brother, of one of our group!
Attendees:
Wet & Ready
Peter Eat Her
Never Never
Sheila
Just Dragan (Hare)
Just Mike (Virgin)
Cork Screwer
Cougar Bait
Twisted Knob
Hump Me Dump Me
Little Big Man
Cheap Thrills
Frodo (late arrival)
Spike (even later arrival)
Two late comers managed to find the way to the ON IN after the run. Just prior to the starting of the circle Frodo managed to find the pub and Spike wandered in - after the circle. Both came up with excuses but Spike's seemed to be the most reasonable as he was helping celebrate his daughter's birthday.
The Riverside Pub was very accommodating and took food orders before we left and it was on the tables shortly after every one had returned. It also turned out that the cook is the brother, of one of our group!
Attendees:
Wet & Ready
Peter Eat Her
Never Never
Sheila
Just Dragan (Hare)
Just Mike (Virgin)
Cork Screwer
Cougar Bait
Twisted Knob
Hump Me Dump Me
Little Big Man
Cheap Thrills
Frodo (late arrival)
Spike (even later arrival)
Rideau HHH R*n #13 17 January 2013
Cums too Quick
Double D
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Cockwench
Corkscrewer
Flounder
Friar F*ck
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Just Barbara
Just Stephanie
Rides and Screams
Slush Puppy
Switch Titter
Cums too Quick
Double D
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Cockwench
Corkscrewer
Flounder
Friar F*ck
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Just Barbara
Just Stephanie
Rides and Screams
Slush Puppy
Switch Titter
Rideau HHH R*n #12 27 December 2012
Cums too Quick
Delhi Belly
Double D
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Cums in Spurts
Firecracker (out of towner)
Runner Girl
Tied Nuts
Cums too Quick
Delhi Belly
Double D
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Cums in Spurts
Firecracker (out of towner)
Runner Girl
Tied Nuts
Rideau HHH R*n #11 13 December 2012
Cums too Quick
Delhi Belly
Double D
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Bobbit
Cockwench
Corkscrewer
Cougar Bait
Flounder
Friar F*ck
Just Dana
Just Dragan
Just Jennifer (2)
Just Martin
Just Wanda
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Necro Babe
Cums too Quick
Delhi Belly
Double D
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Bobbit
Cockwench
Corkscrewer
Cougar Bait
Flounder
Friar F*ck
Just Dana
Just Dragan
Just Jennifer (2)
Just Martin
Just Wanda
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Necro Babe
Rideau HHH R*n #10 - Miss Laid's Virgin Lay
When: Thursday, Nov 29th, 2012 @7:00 pm
Hares: Just Does Boys & Miss Laid
Where: Nickels Deli Grillade, 78 Boulevard Greber, Gatineau, Quebec
Hash Cash: $5.00 for Hash down-down
With a little help from Just Does Boys, Miss Laid's virgin lay proved to be a well laid lay. Seventeen adventurous hashers braved the cold and trekked off across the Ottawa River to Gatineau. The run started from Nickels Grill and ambled through the local suburbs to two beer stops and then back to a the very welcoming pub. No hash could be complete without a raucous circle and this one lived up to that - complete with two Religious Advisors to give out ample punishment for dubious crimes.
Distinguished Attendees:
Bobbit
Cougar Bait
Double D
Fat Ass
Flounder
Just Barbara
Just Dragan
Just Mark
Just Stephanie
Mislaid
Never Never
Only Does Boys
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Sheila
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Distinguished Attendees:
Bobbit
Cougar Bait
Double D
Fat Ass
Flounder
Just Barbara
Just Dragan
Just Mark
Just Stephanie
Mislaid
Never Never
Only Does Boys
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Sheila
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Rideau HHH R*n #9
When: Thursday, Nov 15th, 2012 @7:00 pm
Hare: Only Does Boys
Where: The Black Irish Pub
15 Selkirk St, Vanier, ON K1L 6N1
It certainly was a night for virgins! The run turned out to be a lone virgin lay by Only Does Boys, because Delhi Belly opted out due to sickness and we had five count them five female virgins. Everyone was expecting the run to take the usual course along the Rideau River but the hare had everyone fooled by taking us left instead of right along River Road and through the residential section of Vanier to a rehydration stop at the "house with the dome".
The circle was held at a most accommodating pub. Even though the virgins had a demonstration, by a most accommodating harriette, of option three we heard 2 songs and three jokes. The Religious Advisor noted several crimes on trail and the sinners were dully punished. The Grand Master also awarded a special crime to the hare for having an Everyone and Grand Master split... A first for sure.
Illustrious Attendees
Cockwench
Cougar Bait
Double D
Downwind
Fat Ass
Just Adrienne
Just Barbara
Just Mark
Just Mel
Man Sauce
Mislaid
Necro Babe
Only Does Boys
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Runner Girl
Sheila
Spike
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Just Elisa (named 26 Nov. at OH3 to Switch Titter)
Just Michelle
Banshee (VISITOR)
The circle was held at a most accommodating pub. Even though the virgins had a demonstration, by a most accommodating harriette, of option three we heard 2 songs and three jokes. The Religious Advisor noted several crimes on trail and the sinners were dully punished. The Grand Master also awarded a special crime to the hare for having an Everyone and Grand Master split... A first for sure.
Illustrious Attendees
Cockwench
Cougar Bait
Double D
Downwind
Fat Ass
Just Adrienne
Just Barbara
Just Mark
Just Mel
Man Sauce
Mislaid
Necro Babe
Only Does Boys
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Runner Girl
Sheila
Spike
Twisted Knob
Wet 'N Ready
Just Elisa (named 26 Nov. at OH3 to Switch Titter)
Just Michelle
Banshee (VISITOR)
R*n #8
When: Thursday, Nov 1st, 2012 @7:00 pm
Hare: Rides and Screams
Where: Royal Oak, 318 Bank Street, between Gilmour and McLaren
Hash Cash: $5.00
Despite the earlier rain the R. A. did a remarkable job in having the drizzle stop before the commencement of this monumentous event. To bad he could not have done anything about the temperature. While the numbers were slightly down (only 12), no doubt because some considered themselves so sweet they would melt in the rain, the hare, Rides and Screams, set a well marked trail. Although there was a distinct lack of checks and holds (the only hold marked by one of the FRBs) the large blue arrows did show up on the wet pavement.
The beer check and circle (with Beau's Beer!) were held at Chez Rides and Screams. There was one Rideau Hash House Virgin who aptly chose options 1, 2 and 3 for the initiation. After the circle it was back to The Royal Oak.
Attendees:
Cougar Bait
Fat Ass
Little Big Man
Never Never
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Sheila
Spike
Wet 'N Ready
Friar F*ck
Man Sauce
Only Does Boys
The beer check and circle (with Beau's Beer!) were held at Chez Rides and Screams. There was one Rideau Hash House Virgin who aptly chose options 1, 2 and 3 for the initiation. After the circle it was back to The Royal Oak.
Attendees:
Cougar Bait
Fat Ass
Little Big Man
Never Never
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Sheila
Spike
Wet 'N Ready
Friar F*ck
Man Sauce
Only Does Boys
R*n #7 "KINKY SEX RUN"
When: Thursday, October 18, 2012 @7:00 pm
Hare: Little Big Man
Where: KS Restaurant, 1029 Daze St., Ottawa, ON
Hash Cash: $5.00
Note: Near South Keys Mall
Little Big Man led twenty-one (including two virgins) hashers along a well marked trail through shopping mall parking lots, residential areas, along railroad tracks, parks and multi-use trails. Because the KS Restaurant was considered to be outside of the usual hash standards the circle was held in some god forsaken parking lot. The two virgins were called in to be justly initiated, and even though Sheila and Just Travis demonstrated one of the options, both elected to tell a joke. After several criminals were justly punished the highlight of the evening when it was decided to name Just Travis. Several well chosen names were thrown out to the pack but when it was discovered he was the new father of his third son the 'ayes' for Only Does Boys won out. It was then On Back to the KS Restaurant for sustenance.
Attendees
Cheap Thrills
Cockwench
Cougar Bait
Cums in Spurts
Delhi Belly
Doesn't Swallow
Double D
Fat Ass
Only Does Boys (Just Travis)
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Necro Babe
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Rides and Screams
Sheila
Spike
Wet 'N Ready
Just Bimal (visiting from London,England)
Just Mark
Rideau HHH R*n #6
When: Thursday, October 4th, 2012 @7:00 pm
Hare: Sheila and Never Never
Where: Conroy Pub, 4 Lorry Greenberg Drive, Ottawa
Hash Cash: $5.00
One of the most interesting runs in hashing history (ok so I am prejudiced because I set the run!). Attended by 22 hashers including 2 virgins. The run started from the pub and then after two false trails let the hounds through the pitch dark woods of the Conroy Pit Park. Once inside the park there were no more false trails and several hounds took advantage of the Turkey, Eagle split to make it make to the rehydration stop before the Eagles arrived. Never Never and the walkers also enjoyed a shorter jaunt through the deep dark woods and eagerly awaited the hounds as they arrived to be rehydrated. Then it was back too the pub for an enjoyable circle with Canada Dry doing several stand-ins for the virgin Just Bruce who had to depart early.
Attendees:
Bobbit
Cashwench
Cheap Thrills
Cockwench
Cums in Spurts
Delhi Belly
Double D
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Grassy Ass
Just Travis
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Sheila
Spike
Wet 'N Ready
Canada Dry
Just Bruce
Just Moriah
Attendees:
Bobbit
Cashwench
Cheap Thrills
Cockwench
Cums in Spurts
Delhi Belly
Double D
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Grassy Ass
Just Travis
Little Big Man
Mislaid
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
Peter Eat Her
Sheila
Spike
Wet 'N Ready
Canada Dry
Just Bruce
Just Moriah
Rideau HHH R*n #5
When: Thursday, Sept 20th, 2012 @7:00 pm
Hare: Dehli Belli and Bobbit
Where: Derringers Restaurant, 99 Montreal Road, Vanier
Hash Cash: $5.00
Eighteen hashers, including two virgins, managed to attend this event. The general consensus was the the run was: to long, not long enough, well marked, not enough marks! But there was talk about taking up a collection so that Delhi could buy sidewalk chalk at the Dollar Store. Bobbit escorted the walkers on a tour of the area. Because two hashers were so late making it to the beer stop cum circle spot it was decided that they probably stopped for a bit if tom-foolery in the bushes.
The circle was well conducted by our esteemed Grand Master and stand-in Religious Advisor, Spike. The highlight of the evening was that Just Karine was named K-Y Jelly.
After the circle most of the hashers made it back to Derringers for a meal.
Attendees:
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Bobbit
Little Big Man
Sheila
Spike
Double D
Delhi Belly
Necro Babe
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
KY Jelly (Just Karine)
Just Travis
Mislaid
Just Jenn
Just ? ?
The circle was well conducted by our esteemed Grand Master and stand-in Religious Advisor, Spike. The highlight of the evening was that Just Karine was named K-Y Jelly.
After the circle most of the hashers made it back to Derringers for a meal.
Attendees:
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Bobbit
Little Big Man
Sheila
Spike
Double D
Delhi Belly
Necro Babe
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
KY Jelly (Just Karine)
Just Travis
Mislaid
Just Jenn
Just ? ?
Rideau HHH R*n #4
When: Thursday, Sept 6th, 2012 @7:00 pm
Hare(s): Frair F*ck
Where: The Orange Monkey Bar & Billiards, 250 City Centre Ave, Ottawa
Hash Cash: $5 for Hash down-downs.
Frair set a good good run from a new, even for OH3, venue. The run wound its way through some residential areas as well as parks, brush and even a 'hill' climb. The beer stop and circle were held at chez Frair. Peter Eat Her did his usual job of GM while Plastic Jesus did a commendable job as stand in Religious Advisor. The GM nominated Delhi Belly to host the next RHHH 20 September.
Attendees: (20 including 4 virgins and 1 newbee who had hashed in Sierra Leone)
Delhi Belly
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
Plastic Jesus
Shredder
Twisted Knob
Bobbit
Little Big Man
Spike
Sheila
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Mislaid
Just Scott
Just Cheryl
Just Travis
Just Karine
Just Stephanie
Attendees: (20 including 4 virgins and 1 newbee who had hashed in Sierra Leone)
Delhi Belly
Never Never
Oinky Boinky
Plastic Jesus
Shredder
Twisted Knob
Bobbit
Little Big Man
Spike
Sheila
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Mislaid
Just Scott
Just Cheryl
Just Travis
Just Karine
Just Stephanie
Rideau HHH R*n #3
When: Thursday Aug. 23rd @7:00 pm
Hare: Cap'n Hindgrinder
Where: Grace O'Malleys East, 1151 Olgivie Road, Ottawa(duh!)
Hash Cash: $5.00
Attendees:Twisted Knob
Bobbit
Little Big Man
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Bobbit
Little Big Man
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Peter Eat Her
Wet 'N Ready
Rideau HHH's Run 2
When: Thursday Aug. 9th @7:00
Hare: Cougar Bait
Where: The Carleton Tavern, 223 Armstrong and Parkdale, Ottawa
Hash Cash: $5.00
Cougar Bait set a live hare trail from the infamous Carleton Tavern which took the pack through residential, industrial and park land. The devious hare set several checks which had the pack wandering aimlessly about which allowed him ample time to set trail.
However after crossing the Western Parkway the trail seemed to disappear, consequently several hounds took the opportunity to short cut back to the Tavern. Not only did these but the few that did try and find the actual trail beat the hare back to the ON IN. Therefore the hare turned out to be DLB.
All in all another good outing.
Attendees at R*n 2
Cougar Bait
Double D
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Just Dragan
Peter Eat Her
Sheila
Spike
Wet 'N Ready
Captain Hindgrinder
Doesn't Swallow (Just Lorna)
Mislaid
Runner Girl
Cougar Bait
Double D
Fat Ass
Friar F*ck
Just Dragan
Peter Eat Her
Sheila
Spike
Wet 'N Ready
Captain Hindgrinder
Doesn't Swallow (Just Lorna)
Mislaid
Runner Girl